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[ Hugo is laughing at her.

Hugo is laughing at her. Of course he is! His reassurance doesn't even register in her anxiety-riddled mind. ]

I-I never should have accepted... What was I thinking? A perfect goddess going on a date, everyone will hate me even more than before...! [This is a disaster, he probably hates her already. Ishtar will never let her live this down. Honestly, how low did she fall to accept such a thing? I-It's so undignified!] Please forget y-you heard anything!

[ It’s a good thing that he’s an expert at dealing with this kind of flustered breakdown… Which is honestly even more endearing, but also? Just a little bit funny. He has to admit, Ereshkigal even has a leg up here compared to Vivian, since at least her anxiety is directed towards someone she actually knows rather than a mysterious internet celebrity!

He at least stops laughing as he steps closer to place his hands on her upper arms as if he’s steadying her. ]

Nonsense. It’s wonderful that you’re going on a date! The only person you have to consider at all is who you’re going with.

[ and if that person is ever mean to her than he’ll (redacted) ]

I’m sorry that I laughed, and that absolutely wasn’t at your date. I’m very excited for you! I’d love to help!

D-Do you really mean it?

[ His words are enough to bring her back to reality. Sniff. M-Maybe she overreacted just a bit. That's what she likes about Hugo, after all. She feels like she can absolutely be herself around him without fear of being judged. A-And right now, "herself" is a big mess of emotions! ]

It's so shocking, I-I absolutely wasn't expecting this! [She'll spare him the details of how she fainted twice after she was asked out. She doesn't need to look any more pathetic than she already is.] And my only experience with "dating" is what I read in human books.

[ Which is a good starting base, if she says so herself. B-But she also knows her books clearly aren't exactly the most realistic thing. Three years dwelling amongst humans have taught her as much! ]

Normally I-I would say... [She clears her throat.] "If this puny man cannot accept a perfect date from his goddess, then he is undeserving of my grace!" [She shakes her head.] B-But that's just an act! I have no idea how to make a perfect date...!

Of course, my dear~ I’m not shocked that you got asked on a date at all, in fact! I’m just glad they asked you properly, clearly…

[ …Because, admittedly. He can only imagine Ereshkigal saying yes if it were earnest and a little bit courtly. She’s such a romantic (and shut-in…) that she’d probably get upset about anything less, he bets.

It’s an idea that’s quickly proven correct, and he does a much better job of holding in his laughter this time. That one probably would be at her expense, a little, but also? She’s funnier than she realizes without meaning to be. ]

Well, I’ll be the first to admit that it’s been a long time since I’ve been on a date-date myself [ don’t ask what that means ereshkigal you’re not ready for that level of date knowledge yet, ] but I’m still sure I can help. There’s the old adage of “have fun and be yourself”, which is true, and I’ll say we’re getting there if you know to drop the act!

[ Okay, he has to chuckle at least a little bit. Even if he’d seen that Ereshkigal can in fact be a scary goddess, it still feels like that’s another person when she’s flustered and sniffling in front of him. ]

So, let me ask. What’s your idea of a good date? Not even a perfect one, and it can be from your books! That’s actually not a bad place to start at all.

[ Alright, he's willing to help her. Better put herself together. ]

My books... [She nods at him.] W-Well, a good date has to be thoroughly prepared... Whilst it is impossible to control the flow of events during the date, you can control yourself and how you present yourself during the date...!

[ She's not a control freak, she swears! Well, maybe just a little... But that's the anxiety speaking. ]

[ In fact, she should show him her preparations so far. But that may require some explaining first... ]

I have been working on making optimal usage of our glamour powers for how we present ourselves. [And she follows with a demonstration: she raises a finger, flowers appear to rain upon her, and lo: swaps from her usual Surface Attire to her Underworld attire! And then she does it again, switching to her Underworld (Cold) attire. And then to her Celebration Attire. And then to her Alter Attire. And finally back to her normal surface attire.] While I have physical versions of these clothes, there is an undeniable advantage to being capable of switching on the fly to be appropriately dressed for any occasion.

[ Proof that there are advantages to those natural souls! Better than wait for Chaldea to give her a new spiritron dress. ]

[ She does the gesture one more time, the flowers rain upon her one more time, and...

And lo! Her latest attire! ]

This... This is what I have prepared for the date so far. I plan to commission a physical version once the design is complete, of course.

[ What if the glamour faltered during the date?! She would never live it down. She summons her spear, glamoured to look like a parasol, and holds it above her head. ]

W-What do you think?

[ That she’s already put a lot of thought into it isn’t a surprise at all (that’s what he’s worried about, in fact), but he’s at least glad to hear that she understands that you can’t completely control how a date goes… He’d been a little concerned that would be step number one for this conversation, so this is good! Her expectations are at least somewhat realistic.

That she brings up the glamor is a more surprising, and he briefly worries that she’s self-conscious about her appearance! But thankfully, no. He’s quick to smile again when he realizes this is actually a fashion show, and he leans against the wall to watch. The flowers are an especially cute, especially magical girl-esque touch.

He’s already watching with open affection, but as her spear turns into a parasol, ah…

At times, he feels bad for mentally comparing her to Vivian so much, but they really are such similar people, down to even their choice of fashion and accessories. The parasol is really what does it, and though it doesn’t show on his face at all, he feels a sharp pang of melancholy. It’s ironic, because he’s the one it would apply to, but it’s the same kind of feeling as seeing something that reminds you of a person that died. ]

It’s beautiful. Red really suits you.

[ He’s warm and sincere, and there’s not a hint of that pang in his voice either. On the contrary, he’s all the more inclined to focus on her to push those feelings down. ]

Using a glamor to figure things out is clever too! I hadn’t thought about using it that way, but I’ll have to try that next time I’m feeling like a wardrobe update~.

[ Little does he know she is self-conscious about her appearance but mostly in relation to her sister. Twin sister, mind you. Nobody ever said anything about this goddess is logical. ]

Y-You really think so?

[ She put a lot of thoughts into finding something that's both casual yet retain elegance to it. So of course: she sparkles anew! And she's so excited, she's not even realized her parasol may have evoked some feelings of nostalgia in him.

She knew asking him for help was the right call. He'll never judge her, she knows as much by now. And he probably has dated more in his life than she's read romance novels, going by how flirty he can be!

Though seeing how he's alone... Maybe his advice may be counterproductive? No, she'll trust him! ]

But-But that's just the beginning. There is much more than just the clothes that goes into a successful date, right?

I do! It compliments your eyes, for one, and it’s also a very classic, elegant silhouette.

[ He nods like this is all obvious. Nevermind that he thinks Ereshkigal would look cute in just about anything she wears… But he would gently guide her to other options if her ideas didn’t suit a date. ]

Looking cute for your date is step one, yes, but then we get to the important part! The date! Do you have any ideas what you’re doing with them, or is that something you need to figure out too?

I-I have no idea...

[ Well, she does have ideas. But the truth is that in romances, date rarely tend to go smoothly. It happens sometimes of course and it's very sweet, but the best ones always involve some dramatic element. ]

In human books, something unexpected and drastic tends to happen in the most memorable of dates. [She sighs.] But I cannot count on a rival of his trying to kidnap me and thus forcing him to rescue me, or Father being suddenly summoned by Patho-Gen to forbid me from dating and take me back to the Underworld, thus forcing him to challenge my fate...

[ He may not get it, but that's super romantic. ]

[ He laughs warmly, since, ah, here is where her misconceptions come in… At least the content isn’t shocking just because he knows where it comes from. That’s exactly the kind of trope that happens in romance novels of a certain, um. Caliber. ]

Ha, no, the real thing isn’t ever that dramatic. Hopefully that doesn’t burst your bubble too badly~.

[ He’s playfully teasing just a little, since he does miss that this is something she’d actually be into… But also, it’s not exactly realistic, so. ]

There are lots of things you can do, though. Anything that gives you an opportunity to spend time together, talk, and have fun is really all you’d be looking for. So, something like a play isn’t great, since you’re focused on the performance, you know? But then there’s a reason that coffee or a nice restaurant are classics.

[ They’re things he could make recommendations for too, but he also doesn’t think they’re suitable options in this case. Spectral diets don’t exactly lend themselves to that, but more importantly? He’s completely sure that she’d be too nervous to eat and enjoy it even if that weren’t the case… ]

Though if you want something at least a little special… If you’d both be interested, you could have a pre-opening viewing of my art gallery. Art is a great conversation starter, even if you hate all of it! [ Which he doubts, but he laughs. ] And just the two of you, as well. I’ll make sure Heinrix and I are elsewhere so you can both enjoy it privately~.

[ Romance novels of the highest caliber, clearly.

But then he offers for them to come to his museum. T-This is so kind! It's a sort of controlled environment, this makes it so she can be better prepared, right? Yes, this way she'll have less ways to mess up and turn this date into a disaster! ]

Y-You would? That would certainly be better than a restaurant...

[ But then, he mentions all the other things expected during a date, and she feels herself shrinking. S-She's going to fail, isn't she? Maybe she should cancel... But no, she can't before having tried! Even if it fails, she needs to give it her all! ]

A conversation starter... T-That's right, conversing is a key aspect of dating. [Why?] W-Would it be too forward if I were to hold his hand while we're visiting? Y-Yes, of course! What am I even thinking...?

[ Her anxiety is rising to dangerous levels. ]

[ He nods, since it’s truly an easy thing for him to offer, and really, Ereshkigal isn’t even the first he’s offered it to… A quiet, empty art gallery is an ideal date setting for his more awkward friends. Plus, it’s intimate! Not that he would tell any of them that part of his plan, of course~.

But before he can say anything else, she’s working herself up again. Truly, he’s glad that he has the experience of Vivian being similarly anxious, since his advice before taking her in would have been much less helpful. Now, though? He smiles kindly as he reaches out to take one of her hands. It’s mostly to be a comforting gesture to help ground her, but also to quietly encourage her that holding hands isn’t that bad at all. ]

Of course I would. I think you would have a better time with something more laid-back. No need to worry about dinner etiquette, right?

[ He gives her a playful wink, because it’s very easy to imagine her going to a restaurant and then basically imploding from doubting herself about what to do that’s “proper”… ]

It’s okay to be nervous, but try not to think of it like a checklist, okay? Even if a date doesn’t go perfectly, it can still be a lot of fun. One of my favorite dates I’ve ever been on was a disaster in terms of what we'd planned.

[ He's right, she knows he's right. But... She doesn't feel so confidant about. Maybe she should open up about that. So she calms down when he speaks, but also? She looks noticeably less enthusiastic and more depressed. ]

I... [A long, awkward pause.] I'm just afraid he will hate me unless I do everything perfectly.

[ Because of course, who could possibly love her? Sure, she has friends - And Hugo is one of her best friend! But love is like... Something else still. Something she doesn't feel is even close to attainable for her. ]

I am a gloomy and dark goddess. The only reason I am even tolerable to be around is because of this vessel. [...] If I am not careful...

[ He'll definitely hate me. ]

[ Long as the pause may be, Hugo is still patient as he waits for her to find the words. When she does, he gives her hands a little squeeze that might as well be a hug. He’d give her one, but that feels like it might be a little much for her, so. ]

Well, my first impulse is to say that if he’d hate you for something like that, then I’d have to have a very stern talk with him!

[ Where “stern” is pretty clearly a euphemism for something else… He’s just a little protective! But though he starts out playful and warm, his expression does become sympathetic as he gets more serious. Her anxieties really are similar to Vivian’s, even if the details of why couldn’t be more different. ]

It’s okay to be nervous, to be clear… But I do worry that if you’re focused on things being perfect, you won’t be able to enjoy it. I know it’s easier said than done, but don’t let a “what if” stand in the way of your happiness.

[ He gives her hands another little squeeze. ]

I’ll have to take your word about the vessel part of things since I don’t really understand it, but as for being gloomy and dark? I’m willing to bet he likes that about you, or would even disagree with the sentiment. I do. You easy to love as you are, Ereshkigal.

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[ N-No hitting her possible future boyfriend! Though she supposes were he to say something so mean to her, she would be flattered and happy that Hugo is so prompt to leap to her defense. ]

D-Do you really think so...?

[ She's never thought of herself as "easy to love." If anything, she's the contrary. She's always been easy to hate, by humans and gods alike. She tilts her head down when he squeezes her hand. ]

Sometimes... Sometimes it all feels too good to be true. Like I live in a dream from which I am going to wake up. [She shakes her head.] Though it's been three years now since I first was summoned the way I am now, for one with a lifespan such as mine - it's as if it had just happened yesterday.

[ ... Okay, no. She shouldn't bother Hugo with her troubles like that. She clears her throat and tries to pull herself together. ]

N-No... I'm being too much of my downer self right now. I'm sorry, I-I think I let myself go for a moment there.

[ It’s hard for him to truly wrap his head around, but it’s still easy to empathize with even if he doesn’t fully grasp the depth. He’d felt that way too, once. When things were good with Jack and Lycaon, it really had felt like a dream. Even on the hard days where they were hungry, it was still so much better and happier than he’d ever felt in the manor.

Yet, though his smile is understanding and gentle, he doesn’t explain. Her fear had come to pass for him, after all. The dream hadn’t lasted. But to him, that’s all the more reason to do what he can to make sure her dreams persevere. ]

It’s alright. If you want to talk about it, I’ll listen. That’s something I can always promise you.

[ But it’s also clear he won’t push! If she’d rather move on, he’s just as satisfied with that. It’s why he returns to being more light-hearted. ]

And when it comes to your love life, I’ll of course be your number one wingman! I’m very good at it, if I do say so myself~.

[ She may show him more of her downer, depressed side someday... B-But right now? She didn't call him for that! And she feels awful enough to have dumped so much on him already. Thankfully, what he says next is enough to cause her to very nearly crumble onto the ground. ]

M-My love life...

[ Is he trying to cause her to faint? Now sure that may be an apt descriptor for the situation at hand, but to hear it voiced in such a way? That's something else altogether! ]

Dearie me, that's not a sentence I ever thought I would hear... [It doesn't feel real. It probably will not last. T-That's so weird! Still, he is so kind, so.] But... Thank you.

[ That worked perfectly in terms of getting off dour topics, so it’s easy for his smile to grow. Especially at that “dearie me”, because it’s the sort of phrase he’d expect to hear from someone much older.

…Well. Someone that looks older, rather.

So, he tosses her a mischievous little wink. ]

Of course! It’s a fun little journey to go on, so naturally I want to help~. [ And after a moment’s pause, he adds just to help take the focus off her a little so she doesn’t faint: ] At the very least, I promise that you’ll have better luck with it than I do!

[ Which is almost entirely self-inflicted, yes, and that’s why he doesn’t seem bothered at all in joking about it. ]

[ She is not old!! She will absolutely defend her age no matter what. There's a transformer who's four million years old here, she's basically a baby in comparison! R-Right?!

She's just very sheltered, even though it's difficult for her to think of herself as "sheltered" consider how sad and lonely her entire existence has been. ]

H-Heh? [She tilts her head.] Surely your luck with love cannot be that terrible.

[ Honestly she'd been assuming he's swimming in dates. Not exactly a (wo)manizer, but clearly he's got a lot of charm and flirts with people super easily! There's no way in her mind his love life can be emptier than hers. ]

[ He laughs, since though this isn’t a topic he usually delves into, being self-deprecating about it is actually much easier. It’s not like he’s unaware that he’s a mess… ]

Ah, it’s the love part that’s a problem, you see.

[ He places a hand on his chest with a sorrowful frown, but it’s an exaggerated expression just as much as his story is dramatized through his tone. Playing it off this way definitely makes it seem like a story from his youth that he views with that same self-deprecating humor rather than something he’s still deeply wounded by. ]

I was in love, once. It’s even like something out of a novel! Escaping a life of tragedy and striking it out on my own, and then finding a partner in petty crime that became something more… Until one day, tragedy strikes, and he betrays me! And, heartbroken, I can never love again...

[ The overdone, mournful tone quickly becomes another easy laugh, though. He looks back to her with a shrug, and this answer is more earnest. This isn’t a story he would tell many people, but for Ereshkigal embarking on her own firsts… Well, he doesn’t feel so guarded about it. Maybe there’s some wisdom she could take from it, either to avoid his pitfalls or to note that even after heartbreak, life goes on. ]

Which is to say that after the whirlwind of first love, I’m perhaps overly picky. I’ve had flings here and there, and they’ve been fun, but it’s not love, you know?

[ and “flings” is putting it politely, but Ereshkigal is still at level one of relationships, so he’s not going to scandalize her… ]

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